FIRST EVER VIRTUAL MEETING

COVID-19 SHUTS DOWN THE WORLD BUT GASS GO ON!

This was the first time ever in 37 years GASS has failed to get together in person.  But we scaled that problem, overcame the lock-in and we met virtually, courtesy of ZOOM, the remote meetings app.

We had two previous practice sessions to get everyone up to speed and we also arranged for those who fancied it to meet weekly on a Tuesday at 8.00pm in a virtual pub.  

JB and Steve R kindly sorted out a tremendous quiz for us all to work on using our phones and WhatsApp whilst actually communicating on ZOOM.  For the technically disabled I would congratulate you all.  Great effort.

Here are a few screen shots from the meeting......................  20 atual members onscreen (Stuart was virtual).

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One of my favourites is Tony in his bedroom with its astoundingly forward looking wallpaper.  There is no way he knew this was coming - OR IS THERE?????  Spooky or what?

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Only slightly spookier was Andy's ability to appear in other people's rooms like some form of modern poltergist.  

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The quiz was a never-to-be-forgotten masterpiece.  I mean Motzart wrote 'Lick me up the Arse' - who knew!  A Duck has a prick the shape of a corkscrew!  The average ejaculation would fill three Jerbils!  The pictures of toilet roll stashes were pitiful, hoarding bastards the lot of you.  But the prize definately goes to Tony's wallpaper.

The actual scores on the doors were Chris 10, Brian 9, Hugh 8 (only cos he caught on to Brian's cheating fastest finger first) Graham and Phil R 6 and the rest of you pants.  Lets pray for an early release from the lock-down!!!!!!!!!!!