Mick the Greek
ELDERLY LEGACY MODEL DETECTED.
75 YEARS OF UPGRADES LOADED
STILL RUNNING REASONABLY WELL
EXPECT BREAKDOWNS
PRACTICAL SKILLS 10/10
FARMING KNOWLEDGE 7/10
DRINKING ABILITY 3/10
DRIVING WHILST PISSED 10/10
PUSHING SCOOTERS 11/10
VALUED AT £2,500,000
HAPPILY MARRIED
CAN FIX YOUR TV,
AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S BROKE
HAS THOUSANDS OF STORIES
(AND THEY ARE ALL GOOD)
OWNS A SECOND HOME IN FRANCE (EMPTY ALL YEAR ROUND)
OWNS HIS OWN ROLLS ROYCE (ALSO 75 YEARS OLD AND BROKE)
LOVES DINNERS OUT AT THE PUB
LISTENS TO GB NEWS TOO MUCH
(AND THEN TELLS YOU ABOUT IT)
LOVES A CONSPIRACY THEORY
LOVES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD AT DINNER AT THE PUB
CAN REPAIR MOST THINGS WITH A WELL TIMED THUMP WITH A HAMMER.
IN A PUB
WITH A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE
TELLING A STORY
ABOUT FIXING SOMETHING
OR FIGHTING SOMEONE
YOU HAVE MET A LEGEND
NOW BUY HIM A DRINK